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I’m Jacob, but more importantly self-proclaimed heartthrob, and unapologetic connoisseur of confidence. Life, for me, is a balance of love, self-care, and never having too many mirrors throughout my home. How do I achieve such excellence? Don’t look up to the sky and seek answers, the answer is down below. In the dirt. “Work Hard, Play Hard” - Shimon Hayut

The Secret to Staying Really Attractive

People often ask, "How do you maintain such high levels of attractiveness?" It’s a great question, and the answer might surprise you—You see, staying grounded is as important as standing out. I used to watch bare mineral infomercials in the summer while school was out. I was always impressed how much time and effort people put into rubbing small dirt like rocks on their face to make them feel pretty. I believe in working hard, getting my hands dirty, and never being afraid to dig deep. Whether it’s pulling the sprouting spring crabgrass weeds, working out the bi'‘s tri’s and thighs, or inhaling toxic sawdust in the garage trying to make something cute for the wedding, I know that beauty begins where effort meets grit.

More Than Just Looks

Attractiveness isn’t skin-deep—it’s a vibe. This past recent election was stressful. To the point where my skin broke out, and my fiance said, Jacob “why are you not perfect?” I responded with “its because I’m depressed”. I’m passionate about living a balanced healthy but happy lifestyle, embracing self-care, and always striving to be better. From 9pm hot baths to my nightly cold glass of Ovaltine, I’m committed to growing inside and out.

Why This Site?

This website is more than just a stepping stone to allow actually RSVP —it’s a glimpse into my world (at least the world that I want my friends to see). Whether you’re here to learn about love, confidence, or how rubbing small dirt like rocks strategically on your face can be the key to being “good enough” for someone to go on a 2nd date with you. I’m glad you stopped by. Keep coming back for, tips, life-hacks, and maybe even a little inspiration to buy something to make you look a little less like you, and more like what others want to see.

Remember—true attractiveness? It’s built from the ground up.